the audit, explained.

stardoom is a dating-audit app. tell us about anyone you’ve ever flirted with — your ex, your situationship, the ghost, the crush you can’t quit — and get a brutal-but-loving read on each one. red flag scores. doom ratings. the verdict you didn’t ask for but secretly needed.

this is not a dating app. there are no profiles to set up. there is nobody to swipe on. there is no chat. you are the only user of your audit. everything you write stays in your private account.

what counts as a flirt?

anything that lived in your head or your group chat. the ex you can’t fully close the door on. the situationship that never got named. the ghost who disappeared without a word. the coworker who keeps appearing in your dreams. the crush you tell nobody about. the rebound. the one who only texts after midnight. if there was a thread of feeling, it counts.

each entry takes about a minute. a name, a few details about who they are, the shape of the connection. you don’t need to write a novel. the audit reads the bones, not the embroidery.

the red flag score.

every entry gets a red flag score from 0 to 100. higher means more behavioral risk markers showing up in what you described. the score is deterministic — same inputs, same number — so two audits of the same person on different days don’t drift.

alongside the number, you get a set of named indicator chips: avoidant, lovebomber, cold intellect, anxious clinger, breadcrumber, and a dozen more. these are the blind spots you have been walking past. the audit makes them visible so you can choose what to do about them — not because they decide anything for you.

the doom score.

once you have a few entries logged, the audit calculates your personal doom score — an aggregate of your patterns across every flirt you have ever logged. higher doom means more repetition, more recurrence of the same wound, more recognizable archetype underneath the choices.

it is not a judgment. it is a mirror. the number tells you how tightly you are circling the same type — not whether the type is good or bad. some people find their doom is high because they keep choosing the same wonderful person in different bodies. most people find it is high for less flattering reasons. either way, the score moves as the audit grows.

compat readings — how this ends.

pick any person in your audit. the compat reading gives you a disaster index, a how-this-ends timeline, and a one-line verdict on the dynamic. it is the part nobody else covers — because most dating tools are built to predict whether you should swipe right, not how the connection actually unwinds once the swiping is over.

no matchmaking happens here. the compat reading is a private analysis between you and the entry, never broadcast, never seen by the other person. you can audit your ex without your ex ever knowing.

memory patterns.

after enough audits, the app notices what you keep choosing. the cold intellect. the avoidant. the lovebomber. the one who only texts after midnight. memory patterns surface the repeating archetype underneath the choices — not by reading your mind, but by reading your entries.

this is where the audit stops being entertainment and starts being useful. seeing the same wound type spelled out across five entries is harder to dismiss than seeing it once. the pattern becomes the thing you can actually do something about.

wrapped — your year-end receipts.

once a year, stardoom hands you a wrapped: a series of screenshot-ready cards that sum up your dating life over twelve months. who got the highest red flag score. who haunted you longest. what your archetype was at the start of the year vs. the end. share-friendly, group-chat ready, built for the receipts reveal.

the recalibration ritual.

every twelve audits, the app unlocks a recalibration. your archetype shifts. your doom score recomputes. it is a small ceremony for the version of you that just upgraded — a built-in check-in that catches when the patterns are loosening (or tightening) before another six months go by.

what stardoom is not.

stardoom is not a dating app. there are no user profiles, no swiping, no matching, no messaging between users, no discovery feed. it is not a horoscope service — it makes no predictions about external events, lottery numbers, financial markets, health outcomes, or romantic destinies. it is not a psychic or live-reader marketplace — there is no chat, no live readings, no spell work, no paid consultations.

the “doom score” is a humorous label for an aggregate of self-reported attachment indicators. not a prophecy.

frequently asked.